Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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