Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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