So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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