judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
cat food counts as protein by the way
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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