This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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