So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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