I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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