I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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