i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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