Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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