So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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