Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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