nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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