Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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