I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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