Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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