So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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