its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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