haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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