Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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