No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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