...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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