He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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