Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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