return my video game
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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