Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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