I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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