the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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