my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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