you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
