cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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