He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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