if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Your cock deserves a montage
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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