My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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