dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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