i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You pole danced in your parka.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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