I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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