I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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