Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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