is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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