bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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