K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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