Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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