Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize