It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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