so explain again why im purple
no
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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