i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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