Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
