why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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