so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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