ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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