Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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