I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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